Twas the night before christmas parodies

The poem 'Twas the Night Before Christmas has been an iconic poem for decades, so naturally, it attracts parodies, and that's what the Parody Before Christmas is.

They might change the setting (e.g. making it the day before Christmas, the night before Easter, or the night before a Fictional Holiday that may or may not be a You Mean "Xmas"), or replace Santa Claus with some other gift-giver.

Regardless of who's giving the gifts, they'll often give gifts that suit the characters' personalities (giving the Big Eater food or the Hard-Drinking Party Girl alcohol for instance).

Expect a Title Drop at the beginning, a silly roll-call of "Now A, now B, now C and D" and a riff on the phrase "Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night".

Compare Yet Another Christmas Carol, Gift of the Magi Plot, and How the Character Stole Christmas for other sorts of Chr